Christmas in the Boomers Forum...

I'm good if we all want to talk about pets,
because sometimes our pets are as good as it gets.

I'll try not to raise any topic objections,
though I'm glad we are finally past the elections.

I'm also not keen on suggestions of doom,
for potential humans, still in the womb.

We can talk about chickens, that puts me at ease,
Fiona as well, though her Mum disagrees.

But the time of the year means we should not dismiss,
our annual chat on the Winter Solstice.

"It's the day Christ was born" or "A pagan God's day",
are both true and both false, each in their own way.

It was actually Mithras who caused the festivity,
with a similar story to the well known nativity.

I suggest we ignore that and each in their way,
celebrate Christmas or whatever your day.

So to paraphrase Tim (not Gardener but Tiny),
Bless us all, every one, even neggers so whiny..

Toadstool Blues...

Got up this morning and I done hurt my head,
forgot the wall that side of the bed.
I got those Boomer. Boomer memory Blues,
lost my short memory, what's my name again? Blues...

Woke up this morning, put my feet in the wrong shoes,
got those Boomer bad concentration Blues.
Got those Boomer. Boomer concentration Blues.
Run out of stuff to put somewhere safe... and lose.

Woke up this morning and found I gotta pee,
why's that happen when I'm dreaming 'bout a PYT?
Got the Boomer. Boomer gotta-go Blues,
gonna get some Depends so next time I might get to choose.

Got up this morning and got into the tub,
losing all my hair now so I don't need a bath plug.
Got the Boomer, Boomer hair-is-goin Blues,
my hair grows OK but location is what I can't choose.

Went to work this morning and I met my new Boss,
she wears Miss Kitty clothes and thinks that I'm a total loss.
Got those Boomer, Boomer can't-retire-just-yet Blues,
I'm older than her Grandpa, she's younger than my blue suede shoes.

D.A.W.T.

Don't argue with Trolls,
it's like wrestling a pig,
it's pointless and then when you're done,
you're frustrated, tired, dirty
and don't feel so big,
while piggy has had all the fun!

Vegetarians are a funny bunch...

Vegetarians are a funny bunch,
they say they like all beasts,
so never eat one for their lunch,
no, plants make up their feasts.

So that must mean that they hate plants?
They cut them, cook then eat,
the poor things never stood a chance,
their lives were incomplete.

I like all beasts as much as plants,
so what am I to do?
I think I'll give them both a chance,
and put them in a stew.