Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Vegetarians are a funny bunch...

Vegetarians are a funny bunch,
they say they like all beasts,
so never eat one for their lunch,
no, plants make up their feasts.

So that must mean that they hate plants?
They cut them, cook then eat,
the poor things never stood a chance,
their lives were incomplete.

I like all beasts as much as plants,
so what am I to do?
I think I'll give them both a chance,
and put them in a stew.

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